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Last time on webisode 6 of Review the World Television, Brian Hammons and Tim Chesnut put Jackie Chan's green tea under the microscope for reviewing. But, Brian mentioned that back in the 80's Jackie Chan had an unsung game on the old 8 bit Nintendo Entertainment System... Now, Young Master Timothy of TIMISTHEMAN.COM infamy has taken it upon himself to analyze Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu for the NES! Viewers beware, as this game reeks of awesomeness and frog bashingness that will leave vegetarians, PETA members, and Kermit the Frog gasping in dismay! To put to death some rumors, Tim is absolutely NOT trying to make angry any internet celebrities act. We've never even heard of this &qu…
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Last time on webisode 6 of Review the World Television, Brian Hammons and Tim Chesnut put Jackie Chan's green tea under the microscope for reviewing. But, Brian mentioned that back in the 80's Jackie Chan had an unsung game on the old 8 bit Nintendo Entertainment System... Now, Young Master Timothy of TIMISTHEMAN.COM infamy has taken it upon himself to analyze Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu for the NES! Viewers beware, as this game reeks of awesomeness and frog bashingness that will leave vegetarians, PETA members, and Kermit the Frog gasping in dismay! To put to death some rumors, Tim is absolutely NOT trying to make angry any internet celebrities act. We've never even heard of this "AVGN" person. Would he perhaps like to buy a vowel for that name? I could probably take him. I've trained in shoren-ryu karate, moo duk kwan tae kwon do, jiu jitsu, high school wrestling, and I have studiously watch the movies of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, and Jet Li along with ultimate fighting for so many years that I ought to be an expert. If your name is James Rolfe... please don't hurt me. I'm just kidding and am really kinda weak. If you're the Ask a Ninja ninja, please don't kill me! If you're the Irrate Gamer... you suck! Jackie Chan, of course, is known for his works as a stunt man for Bruce Lee in the movies Fists of Fury (of the Chinease Connection here in the United States) and Enter the Dragon. He has also carved out his own star as a kung fu practicioner and slap stick comedy genious in the same spirit as Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin. His films include 36 Crazy Fists, Fearless Hyena, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Spiritual Kung Fu, Drunk Master, Police Story, Twin Dragons, Wheels on Meals, Miracles: Mr. Canton and Lady Rose, My Lucky Stars, Master With Cracked Fingers, Karate Ghostbuster, Dragons Forever (with his training brothers Yuen Biao and Martial Law's Sammo Hung), Gorgeous, Rumble in the Bronx, Supercop, Jacky Chen's First Strike, Mister Nice Guy, Who Am I?, Rush Hour, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Operation Condor, Armor of God: The Armour of the gods, the Medallion, the Tuxedo, Legend, Around the World in 80 Days, Kung Fu Panda, Chinese Zobiac, Asian Hawk, Spartan X, The Forbidden Kingdom, Rob-B-Hood, the Twins Effect, the Accidental Spy, Thunderbolt, City Hunter, Crime Story, Project A, the Protector, Cannon Ball Run, the Big Brawl, Battle Creek Brawl, Fantasy Mission Force, the Young Master, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, Killer Meteors, To Kill with Intrigue, All in the Family, Shaolin Chamber of Death, Hand of Death, Magnificent Bodyguards. EDIT (3/19/08): The Nerd just uploaded a Jackie Chan video, too! Who's copying who now? James, I accept your surrender.
